The Relationship Thread-Good, Bad or Indifferent.

[kryss]

Bag of chips, can of stella and a cheeky fumble not enough these days?

[fishbowlhead]

Ahh but did you make dessert? You can tell alot about a man from his dessert......

Home made cinnamon ice cream.

Don't worry dazzle I'm sure someone will message you on there one day, just keep that dream alive.

[dazzling_bubble]

Home made cinnamon ice cream.

Don't worry dazzle I'm sure someone will message you on there one day, just keep that dream alive.

What? I don't think you quite got that message to Alex.....maybe you should do a little research before you comment. I'm sure my boyfriend (who is a member of this site) wouldn't agree

[fishbowlhead]

What? I don't think you quite got that message to Alex.....maybe you should do a little research before you comment. I'm sure my boyfriend (who is a member of this site) wouldn't agree

Chill out bean sprout, it was a joke, its all good.

[J0e Musashi]

My Mrs. walked out of the pub on me last night. Something about me squeezing her arse when one of her clients happened to be in there. After that I had to fend off the advances of a 17-year-old hardbody. Good night I thought.

[JSR]

I'm sure my boyfriend (who is a member of this site) wouldn't agree

Yeah, but does he let you use his bathroom?

[speedlolita]

My Mrs. walked out of the pub on me last night. Something about me squeezing her arse when one of her clients happened to be in there. After that I had to fend off the advances of a 17-year-old hardbody. Good night I thought.

Lol, hardbody. Feels like I'm reading American Psycho.

[fishbowlhead]

My Mrs. walked out of the pub on me last night. Something about me squeezing her arse when one of her clients happened to be in there. After that I had to fend off the advances of a 17-year-old hardbody. Good night I thought.

Male or female hard body??

[J0e Musashi]

Female. I've still got her hairband round my wrist.

[k0pp0]

Female. I've still got her hairband round my genitals.

Corrected for perversion.

[Daragon]

Ok, so you pinched her arse infront of a client and she walked out on you. Any particular reason for the walk out? Was she embarrassed or pissed at you?

[J0e Musashi]

Her words were "It is the perception of me I am worried about". I asked her if this client "Jeff" has some kind of arse-squeezing phobia, to which she replied "I do not want my image destroyed due to your idiotic way" and stormed out. So in fact she made herself look like a fool in front of Jeff, who was too busy wrapped up stroking his own girlfriend's thigh to notice.

How I laughed.

[dazzling_bubble]

Yeah, but does he let you use his bathroom?

I think you'll find it is I who lets him use my bathroom lol

[dazzling_bubble]

?50 someone mentions the manplan, ?20 it's ikobo!

[fishbowlhead]

Maybe she should grow up a bit? In the end it sounds like she did more harm to herself than you could of?