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    I put my underwear on back-to-front today.

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      Pics pl... er Wait. No.

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        Yikes.

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          I think I broke xbox.com earlier on and got 440MS Points of DLC for free. Weird.

          Also, today we received a Happy New Year card from the people that we bought this house from. That's kind of a weird thing to do, isn't it? It was a year and a half ago they moved out and they didn't do this last year. They've put their address and phone number inside the card, somewhat expectantly. WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?

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            The House Wants To Return To Its Original Owners

            ^ read it in caps for the proper effect

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              Originally posted by prinnysquad View Post
              I just watched an entire episode of Would I Lie To You? on sky, thinking that I'd like to give guest panellist Lauren Laverne a good seeing to. I think I'm cracking up.
              I've squeezed her arse, true story, if a rather poor claim to fame.

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                Mods - if this has too many swears, please remove!

                Last edited by chopemon; 05-01-2011, 21:03.

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                  Originally posted by prinnysquad View Post
                  I just watched an entire episode of Would I Lie To You? on sky, thinking that I'd like to give guest panellist Lauren Laverne a good seeing to. I think I'm cracking up.
                  Why would you be cracking up? She's lovely.

                  I found myself quite attracted to not one but TWO of the contestants on the Jeremy Kyle Show this morning. THAT'S cracking up.

                  One of them was proper nice, though

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                    Giant DS:

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                      OH DEAR GOD MY FACE!

                      I've just been cutting chillies and using spices for some home made chutney. And then managed to get it up my nose.

                      I feel like I'm being peeled from the inside!

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                        Hope you wash your hands really well before you next go to the bog.......yes, through experience.

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                          Or taking contact lenses out - if they aren't disposable, the next day is extremely uncool when you put them back in...

                          Wuss. You should be putting them up there on purpose*

                          *er or something.

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                            Originally posted by chopemon View Post
                            Mods - if this has too many swears, please remove!

                            Kim and Konnie Karpett?

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                              Some dude went to a karaoke bar in NYC and Bill Murray walked in. He asked him if he'd like to join them in their booth and he declined. 10 mins later, there was a knock on the door...


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                                Originally posted by Dirty Sanchez View Post
                                Hope you wash your hands really well before you next go to the bog.......yes, through experience.
                                Ditto. The sensation of a scotch bonnet on your helmet is not a pleasant one.

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