Little things that irk you.. (no swearing please)

[Neil]

Alex is a writer and just like Kernykins you will be banned if you disagree with his opinion.

Get that Colin? Well do you? Yeah thought so.....

[Neil]

Oh and btw 'Fight Fight Fight'



What the hell happened to the comedy boxing pictures people?

[toythatkills]

What the hell happened to the comedy boxing pictures people?

[Neil]

Better.

[Fader209]

*Goes to put Neil on ignore list*

*Realises he lives in Norfolk*

*Boards up windows instead*



My irk today - Why the hell won't my BBQ do an even spread of heat all over? Damn annoying having to move everything around to get all the meat to the same level of burntness.

[Neil]

*Goes to put Neil on ignore list*

*Realises he lives in Norfolk*

*Boards up windows instead*

I'll fiiiiind youuuuuuuu.

[JSR]

Especially when the comment I made in here last night had absolutely nothing to do with him. Blah, blah, blah.

All right then! I take this as your blessing to continue being "funny".

[Mayhem]

Small irk. Getting Virgin Media installed... but not until the 21st. No broadband except for work until then. Typical, day after GoW3. Also won't be able to play Dead Island online either and I was looking forward to that.

Sounds familiar. A mate of mine phoned Virgin Media about getting broadband installed five weeks before he moved into a new place with his girl, and despite being there three weeks now, he's still without broadband. He's not a happy bunny...

[JazzFunk]

Bah, renting DVD boxsets from Blockbuster with scarry discs. Just rented season 2 of Dexter, get more than halfway through episode 2 on the first disc watching it via 360 and it starts to judder/stutter. Try it on my Xbox 1 and PS2, still has the same problem. Stick it in my PC, it's fine, but I'm watching it on a completely different screen, much smaller, and I'm in a way less chillaxed seating position.

It wrecked my 'Zone'.

(I did adjust, eventually, mind).

[randombs]

If it were me(and assuming the xbox is modded), I'd have DVDShrunk it and then watched it on XBMC. It would cause about 30 mins of downtime, but I'd just watch extra episodes to make up

Irk:

Lynx deodorant. It's the worst type of deodorant. I love how they market it as some kind of magic tool to get you lucky in spite of how cheap and nasty they all seem.

[Fader209]

Lynx is awful for me too.
I always go for the cheap Sainsburys antiperspirant as that keeps me sweat free all day and if I want to smell nice I have aftershave to put on.
(I don't spray my armpits with aftershave btw...that would be a bit odd)

[Dogg Thang]

I remember trying Lynx a long time ago. I could actually feel drips of sweat rolling down by body - never felt that before. I think it made me perspire worse.

[randombs]

I don't like the idea of antiperspirant. It's basically blocking the sweat glands which frightens me a bit.

[Spatial]

I'm led to believe that if you want to be a regular Alpha Male these days then you don't use any kind of product. It's pure man-pheromones to assert your dominance and attract the ladies like a magnet... well, if the ladies were made of metal... look, you get the idea.

Being a big soft girly man I'm in the antiperspirant camp too - deodorant (especially Lynx) just makes me smell like a mixture of sweat and potpourri. It's well rank.

Plus deodorant burns my delicate little pits like someone's shoved a branding iron up there

[prinnysquad]

Lynx is My First Deodorant for all eleven year old boys.

Men smell of curry farts and beer sweat.