I've just realised that the head barman at my local looks exactly like Ryo Hazuki. I was in there drowning my sorrows for about the 100th time in 28 days when I looked him right in the face. I knew he looked like someone, now I know who it is.
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Originally posted by J0e Musashi View PostI've just realised that the head barman at my local looks exactly like Ryo Hazuki. I was in there drowning my sorrows for about the 100th time in 28 days when I looked him right in the face. I knew he looked like someone, now I know who it is.
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Originally posted by Distant Cousin View PostGot my Sleeper ticket to London today, seat 1A \o/
It's something I've always wanted to do though. Go on a sleeper train that is, not kip on the metal benches with the hobos and drunks
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Woo, got me a date. I've know her a while, but she has always turned me down in the past. I bumped into her in the local hyper-mart-store thing, and she asked if she could take me out for a drink after asking if I was still with "that girl". I feel a bit funny about it tbh, as since I had the bust up with my girl I haven't even looked at another one. I was actually planning on not going out and drinking tonight too, and I'll miss the football. Oh well, at least I'm smiling now.Kept you waiting, huh?
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made me chuckle
Dave was bragging to his boss one day, "You know, I know everyone
> >there is to know. Just name someone, anyone, and I know them."
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> >Tired of his boasting, his boss called his bluff, "OK, Dave, how
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> >about Tom Cruise?" "No dramas boss, Tom and I are old friends, and
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> >I can prove it."
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> >So Dave and his boss fly out to Hollywood and knock on Tom
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> >Cruise's door and Tom Cruise shouts, "Dave! What's happening?!?
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> >Great to see you! Come on in for a beer!"
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> >Although impressed, Dave's boss is still sceptical.
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> >After they leave Cruise's house, he tells Dave that he thinks him
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> >knowing Cruise was just lucky. "No, no, just name anyone else,"
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> >Dave says.
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>"President Bush," his boss quickly retorts.
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> >"Yup," Dave says, "Old buddies, let's fly out to Washington."
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> >And off they go.
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> >At the White House, Bush spots Dave on the tour and motions him
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> >and his boss over, saying, "Dave, what a surprise, I was just on
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> >my way to a meeting, but you and your friend come on in and let's
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> >have a cup of coffee first and catch up."
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> >Well, the boss is very shaken by now but still not totally convinced.
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> >After they leave the White House grounds he expresses his doubts
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> >to Dave, who again implores him to name anyone else.
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> >"The pope," his boss replies. "Sure!" says Dave. "My folks are
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> >from Poland, and I've known the Pope a long time."So off they fly
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> >to Rome.
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> >Dave and his boss are assembled with the masses in Vatican Square
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> >when Dave says, "This will never work. I can't catch the Pope's eye
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> >among all these people. Tell you what, I know all the guards so let
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> >me just go upstairs and I'll come out on the balcony with the Pope."
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> >And he disappears into the crowd headed toward the Vatican.
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> >Sure enough, half an hour later Dave emerges with the Pope on the
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> >balcony but by the time Dave returns, he finds that his boss has had
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> >a heart attack and is surrounded by paramedics.
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> >Working his way to his boss' side, Dave asks him, "What happened?"
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> >His boss looks up and says, "I was doing fine until you and the
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> >Pope came out on the balcony and the man next to me said,
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> >"Who the f*#k's that on the balcony with Dave?"
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Originally posted by DavidHolliss View PostWell how did it go J0e ?
In other news, 8.15 this morning noticed my first 07 plated car, a poxy Ford people carrier, midnight openings/early opening/whatever, and some people say gamers are sad.
If I was buying brand new and waited till the new plate to get the car I'd want it ASAP on the day too.
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Well, I arrived at her place (which happens to be the flat above my local). She was cool, but had been asked to go to work on emergency notice, and she couldn't really get out of it. We had a good chat and a drink before she had to leave, and have arranged to go out next week instead now, as she is also working all weekend. I'm feeling much better in myself because of it.
I then went to watch the football. My ex called up going mad at me again over something really trivial, which I'm guessing was just an excuse to call me during the game, and then sent me texts all night. I'm thinking it was quite lucky that the new one had to go to work after all. I'm looking forward to next week now, especially since my friend said that he likes the look of the new one. He always said my ex wasn't very nice.Last edited by J0e Musashi; 01-03-2007, 10:34.Kept you waiting, huh?
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Originally posted by DavidHolliss View PostWell how did it go J0e ?
In other news, 8.15 this morning noticed my first 07 plated car, a poxy Ford people carrier, midnight openings/early opening/whatever, and some people say gamers are sad.coolest lisence plate ever.
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I wrote a complaint email yesterday morning to the local council and cc'd my councillors about the state of the roads in Brighton, particularly one area I ride (motorbike) through every day. There have been 4 potholes getting bigger by the day there for 2 weeks and have had the white 'we know about these' paint around them for over a week but have had nothing done. They were getting very big and pretty dangerous (especially for motorbikes).
What do you know, they fixed them yesterday afternoon/evening! Coincidence? I think not!
A small victory, maybe I should re-write the email for every pot hole and ****ty bit of road I find! Shame they need reminding about things they should be doing anyway though.
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