Little things that irk you.. (no swearing please)

[toythatkills]

I heard on the news or something that Jennifer Lopez was number one, and I did a "wtf?"

Didn't she have a number one like, 15 years ago or something? Are people taking her seriously?

[Spatial]

And on a similar musical irk related note (see what I did there?) the new song by The Strokes - I like it but that guitar note at the end of the chorus bit is stupidly high and makes me feel like my ears are being molested.

[booth83]

Traffic on the motorway, caused by nothing more than people slowing to look at the accident on the opposite side, a few yards after and it's back to normal motorway speeds, added a good 20 minutes to my journey home tonight and i really needed the toilet!

[Kieran76]

Traffic on the motorway, caused by nothing more than people slowing to look at the accident on the opposite side, a few yards after and it's back to normal motorway speeds, added a good 20 minutes to my journey home tonight and i really needed the toilet!

That's funny because it didn't happen to me.
I must be the worst person to travel with, I get so frustrated with phantom traffic jams that spring up for no reason at all. Don't even get me started on service stations!

[Kit]

People who speak in that annoying tone that makes every sentence sound like they?re asking a question.

?Yeah, that sounds? like a? good idea???

Die.

[Spatial]

Yet another musical irk - Taylor Swift using the phrase "Could care less" in her latest bobbins excuse for a song.

As if it wasn't bad enough that the song is rubbish, it's grammatically incorrect!

[randombs]

That's how they say it over there, I think. Of course, to us it makes no sense because if you could care less, it means you're not caring little enough, so you actually do care. I suppose you could say that they could care even less but the thing is so lame that they're not even going to bother

[vanpeebles]

Yet another musical irk - Taylor Swift using the phrase "Could care less" in her latest bobbins excuse for a song.

As if it wasn't bad enough that the song is rubbish, it's grammatically incorrect!

Watch them grammar!

[toythatkills]

You know how hardly anyone ever wins Euromillions and it just rolls over all the time? They're changing it so that instead of choosing Lucky Stars between 1-9, you choose them between 1-11. Which means that it's even less likely that anyone will win it. I don't get it.

[crocky-chocky]

Just exchanged a second faulty PS2 slim to Cash Generator after the previous one I bought there barely worked.

I check it outside the shop and it's the same blimmin' console I switched it for a week ago. I go back in and they insist it's a different machine, despite the fact that all the telltale markings were there and y'know, it plainly frikking isn't.

So I now have to take it back home, pretend I've tried it out, then return it again. Because it doesn't work and that.

Arg.

[koopatroopa90]

Yeah but you'll be able to win a few quid for getting two numbers, although hardly worth the bother really...

[Number45]

Smiling angry smilies. <<< this one is OK.

[toythatkills]

[Number45]

That's what prompted the post. Also, MSN. Or Windows Live Messenger. Or "we-decided-to-cram-every-social-network-into-your-im-tool".

[Spatial]